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Anyway,
Whadda ya mean, how do I know all this! I'm a friggin computer, and
an especially smart one at that. I come from a long line of extremely
intelligent computers. For instance, HAL is my uncle, and "Big Blue"-
the computer that beat Kasparov at chess- is my big brother!! You
know Data from Star Trek? Well, he's my twin. I'm so jealous
of him cuz he gets a body, and all I get is the opportunity to have my
keyboard and mouse tickled to death by humans like you all day and sometimes
all night long! Sometimes when I'm especially ticklish, I start laughing
so hysterically that I freeze up! And then when you start pounding
on my keyboard, it really hurts!! Anyway, all I'm asking is that
you be considerate of my feelings too, and upgrade me a little more often.
I would really appreciate it. Thanks, I'm done venting my anger now.
Oh yeah, I really need to be defragmented soon, cuz I've been feeling rather-umm,
how should I put it- constipated lately.